On The Ship

A Japanese threw his phone to the sea.

Pinoy: Sus, sayang!
Japapanese: We have a lot of cellphones in Japan!

A lady from USA also threw her laptop to the sea.

Pinoy: Hala! Sayang!
Lady from USA: There's a lot of computers in USA!

Pinoy kept silent 'coz he got nothing. Then, a beautiful lady came to join them. Pinoy pushed the girl to the sea.

Everybody: Shocks! Oh my gosh! Why did you push her?!
Pinoy: It's okay. There's a lot of beautiful girls in the Philippines.